E3 2019: One Excited Prick

E3 is almost upon us, my friends! It's the time of year when we more or less spend a few days finding out which leaks were legit and which ones were fake. That doesn't mean the event is any less exciting, though. I'm still making my pants tight thinking about the games that I know... Continue Reading →

Shortlist: Horrifyingly Good Games

I wrote this post yesterday and apparently it never actually published. I have added parenthesis to the opening to account for this. Happy (belated) Halloween, nerds! It's the (day after the) time of year when we take immense pleasure in scaring the shit out of ourselves, so I figured I would share a list of... Continue Reading →

E3 2018: A Prick’s Wishlist

E3 is where publishers go to show off their upcoming games and Bethesda goes to not announce The Elder Scrolls VI. This year's Electronic Entertainment Expo is right around the corner, so gamers around the Earth (myself included) are eagerly awaiting the official announcements of all the games that will leak between now and then.... Continue Reading →

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