Everyone is familiar with the excruciating pain one has to endure between ordering their food at a restaurant and receiving it. They’re at the point where they know something is being made for them to enjoy, but it’s not ready for consumption yet. Just a little longer. But what if you went to your favorite […]Read More Neverending Fantasy: The Exhausting Marketing of Square Enix
Anyone remember when Halo 2 released way back in ’04? It received critical praise and people just loved everything about it. It had a great campaign, fantastic multiplayer, a not-at-all-infuriating ending that provided some kind of closure… Okay maybe that last one is more or less the opposite of the truth, but while a lot […]Read More The Cutting Room Floor: I’m Still Pissed About Halo 2
Imagine going to a sportsball game where you get to see your favorite sportsball team sport some balls. You’re super pumped to see a showdown between them and their opponents. “Woo! Sports!” you yell as the ball is sported, probably from one end of a field to the other. Now imagine that you notice everyone […]Read More Nobody Hates Video Games More Than Gamers.
I once ordered a BLT at my workplace’s cafeteria. I didn’t think to check the contents of the sandwich until I was back at my desk. Why would I? It’s a pretty simple sandwich, right? Wrong (apparently). As I chewed on my first bite, the horrifying realization set in. There was no bacon on my […]Read More Sega Genesis Classics: Where the Hell is Sonic 3?