Look, I’m all for artistic freedom when it comes to game development. I roll my eyes into oblivion every time From Software releases a game and the whiners at Kotaku publish seventy three posts about how there needs to be an “easy” mode. When Polygon comes to the rescue of black gamers everywhere by calling […]
Read More Quality of Life: Improvements That Should Be MainstaysWhen I was a wee lad, Sonic the Hedgehog was a huge part of my life. I was a scrawny little nerd creature who loved video games, those games were just so much fun. The vibrant and varied level designs. The soundtrack and sound effects. The bosses. And who could forget the absolute rush the […]
Read More Classic Sonic Zones That Need the “Mania” TreatmentI wrote this post yesterday and apparently it never actually published. I have added parenthesis to the opening to account for this. Happy (belated) Halloween, nerds! It’s the (day after the) time of year when we take immense pleasure in scaring the shit out of ourselves, so I figured I would share a list of […]
Read More Shortlist: Horrifyingly Good GamesEveryone is familiar with the excruciating pain one has to endure between ordering their food at a restaurant and receiving it. They’re at the point where they know something is being made for them to enjoy, but it’s not ready for consumption yet. Just a little longer. But what if you went to your favorite […]
Read More Neverending Fantasy: The Exhausting Marketing of Square EnixAnyone remember when Halo 2 released way back in ’04? It received critical praise and people just loved everything about it. It had a great campaign, fantastic multiplayer, a not-at-all-infuriating ending that provided some kind of closure… Okay maybe that last one is more or less the opposite of the truth, but while a lot […]
Read More The Cutting Room Floor: I’m Still Pissed About Halo 2Welcome to the first of a series in which I talk about my personal beloved franchises that haven’t seen the light of day in quite some time. Chances are most of these series will stay that way, but that’s not stopping me from begging. In this entry, I’ll be performing this ritual in the middle […]
Read More Res-Erect: Dead SpaceWay back in 2009, I remember being super pumped for Red Faction Guerrilla. I loved the original game and couldn’t wait to see what kind of destruction I could cause in an open world. True, the destruction was limited to manmade structures rather than terrain this time around, so I couldn’t dig tunnels like a […]
Read More Red Faction Guerrilla ReMARStered: Joyous FrustrationWhen I was a wee little guy, maybe two years old, my parents owned a Nintendo Entertainment System. My Dad was playing a game about some plumber who made money pop out of turtles’ asses as he sat with a miniature Brett in his lap. For one reason or another, he had to leave the […]
Read More Character Creation: The Games That Shaped MeImagine going to a sportsball game where you get to see your favorite sportsball team sport some balls. You’re super pumped to see a showdown between them and their opponents. “Woo! Sports!” you yell as the ball is sported, probably from one end of a field to the other. Now imagine that you notice everyone […]
Read More Nobody Hates Video Games More Than Gamers.E3 is where publishers go to show off their upcoming games and Bethesda goes to not announce The Elder Scrolls VI. This year’s Electronic Entertainment Expo is right around the corner, so gamers around the Earth (myself included) are eagerly awaiting the official announcements of all the games that will leak between now and then. […]
Read More E3 2018: A Prick’s Wishlist
